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Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Sorry for not posting
Sorry for not posting
Sorry for not posting any post now a days because
I am lazy to put up any post.
Sorry for not posting any post now a days because
I am lazy to put up any post.
Monday, July 28, 2008
jokes
Jokes
1.
A busy father rushed to the supermarket to buy some groceries.He took his seven- year-old son, Thomas along.
"Hey, dad I've something to tell you,"shouted Thomas as they rushed to the supermarket.
"Not now, Thomas, I'm too busy," said his father.
At the store, Thomas tried to get his father's attention agian, "Hey, dad..."
"Don't interrupt me. I'm for the items," his father snapped.
Finally at home, Thomas said, "Now can i tell you, dad?"
"Oh, yes, what is it?" said his father as he was sitting down on the sofa in exhaustion.
"I wanted to tell you that the zipper on ur shorts is unzipped."
2.
A mother brought her five-year-old son to visit a museum in Egypt.
After looking around and seeing so many mummies, the son remarked, "Mum, why are there so many mummies and no daddies?"
3.
Boy: Mum, why is your stomach getting bigger and bigger?
Mother: Your little sister is inside my stomach. Mum is pregnant.
Boy: Why is my little sister inside your stomach?
Mother: Boy, you used to be inside my stomach too.
Boy: (later in a room with dad) Dad, I have two serious questions for you. First, why does mum keep swallowing little children? Sceond, tell me how did I eventually escape?
4.
"Why did u resign form teaching?" asked her friend
"Well, the reason is simple. In school where I taught, the teachers were afraid of the principal. The principal was afrias of the parents. The parents were afraid of thief kids. And the kids were afraid of no one."
5.
A boy had the bad hibit of using swear words. His father had given warning after warning never to use such words agian. But each time, the curse words just slipped out of his mouth. When the last warning by his father failed to stop his bad hibit, he ordered his boy to get out of the house. Half an hour later, the father opened the door only to find his son still sitting at the front end of the door.
"Why haven't you gone?" he asked sternly.
With tears streaming down his cheeks, he said, " because I don't know where the hell to go."
6.
A boy came home from school with a sharp pain in his stomach.
His mother said,"Boy, your stomach hurts because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
A short while later, his father returned home from office. He complained of a headache.
"That's because it's empty," said the son."You'd be all right if you had something in it."
7.
A girl who was an only child and feeling alone, asked her mother for a baby sister.
Her mother said in a gentle voice, "Darling, dad and I wanted it have one too. But babies cost a lot of money and we just can't afford one now."
"Mummy," said her daughter in an impatient voice, "did you say you can't afford one... women don't buy babies. I think we should have a little talk."
1.
A busy father rushed to the supermarket to buy some groceries.He took his seven- year-old son, Thomas along.
"Hey, dad I've something to tell you,"shouted Thomas as they rushed to the supermarket.
"Not now, Thomas, I'm too busy," said his father.
At the store, Thomas tried to get his father's attention agian, "Hey, dad..."
"Don't interrupt me. I'm for the items," his father snapped.
Finally at home, Thomas said, "Now can i tell you, dad?"
"Oh, yes, what is it?" said his father as he was sitting down on the sofa in exhaustion.
"I wanted to tell you that the zipper on ur shorts is unzipped."
2.
A mother brought her five-year-old son to visit a museum in Egypt.
After looking around and seeing so many mummies, the son remarked, "Mum, why are there so many mummies and no daddies?"
3.
Boy: Mum, why is your stomach getting bigger and bigger?
Mother: Your little sister is inside my stomach. Mum is pregnant.
Boy: Why is my little sister inside your stomach?
Mother: Boy, you used to be inside my stomach too.
Boy: (later in a room with dad) Dad, I have two serious questions for you. First, why does mum keep swallowing little children? Sceond, tell me how did I eventually escape?
4.
"Why did u resign form teaching?" asked her friend
"Well, the reason is simple. In school where I taught, the teachers were afraid of the principal. The principal was afrias of the parents. The parents were afraid of thief kids. And the kids were afraid of no one."
5.
A boy had the bad hibit of using swear words. His father had given warning after warning never to use such words agian. But each time, the curse words just slipped out of his mouth. When the last warning by his father failed to stop his bad hibit, he ordered his boy to get out of the house. Half an hour later, the father opened the door only to find his son still sitting at the front end of the door.
"Why haven't you gone?" he asked sternly.
With tears streaming down his cheeks, he said, " because I don't know where the hell to go."
6.
A boy came home from school with a sharp pain in his stomach.
His mother said,"Boy, your stomach hurts because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
A short while later, his father returned home from office. He complained of a headache.
"That's because it's empty," said the son."You'd be all right if you had something in it."
7.
A girl who was an only child and feeling alone, asked her mother for a baby sister.
Her mother said in a gentle voice, "Darling, dad and I wanted it have one too. But babies cost a lot of money and we just can't afford one now."
"Mummy," said her daughter in an impatient voice, "did you say you can't afford one... women don't buy babies. I think we should have a little talk."
Friday, April 11, 2008
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